horror movie synopsis
- white family moves into house
- the house got some shit in it
- family refuses to acknowledge that they got some shit in they house
- turns out that shit is some ultrashit
me when i go on vacation
The Sims Tumblr Posts
how do woman not orgasm when inserting tampons.
like isn’t just like having sex idgi?
This sounds like a Mitt Romney diary entry.
|—||The most comforting beauty advice I’ve ever been given. (via cinniie)|
2014 is half over and
- -i lost no weight
- -didn’t learn anything
- -haven’t made an effort to save money
- -still ugly
i was born in the wrong century. wish i was born in the middle ages. wish i had poor health care and hygiene but cool cloaks and probably a peasant life. gotta love that aesthetic.
the saddest part of The Fault In Our Stars was definitely when Augustus fell into the chocolate river and got sucked up into the tube thing
i’ll take my chance with aliens before i mess w/ whatever is at the bottom of the ocean