ammit420:

horror movie synopsis

  • white family moves into house
  • the house got some shit in it
  • family refuses to acknowledge that they got some shit in they house
  • turns out that shit is some ultrashit
friedchickenugget:

me when i go on vacation

friedchickenugget:

me when i go on vacation

itsstuckyinmyhead:

The Sims Tumblr Posts

vaguelyjewish:

testoster0ne:

how do woman not orgasm when inserting tampons.

like isn’t just like having sex idgi?

This sounds like a Mitt Romney diary entry.

Your eyebrows are sisters, not twins.
The most comforting beauty advice I’ve ever been given. (via cinniie)

bearygood:

Role model

amortizing:

2014 is half over and

  • -i lost no weight
  • -didn’t learn anything
  • -haven’t made an effort to save money
  • -still ugly

strideer:

i was born in the wrong century. wish i was born in the middle ages. wish i had poor health care and hygiene but cool cloaks and probably a peasant life. gotta love that aesthetic.

doppelgender:

the saddest part of The Fault In Our Stars was definitely when Augustus fell into the chocolate river and got sucked up into the tube thing

mydogsnokes:

i’ll take my chance with aliens before i mess w/ whatever is at the bottom of the ocean

lame-fallen-angel:

sAY NO MORE